# Sign on a railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana free.



# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!



# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative



More the success, more the relatives.



# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

we need your heads to run our business.



# A traffic slogan:

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....



#THE BEST ONE:

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."

- Indian Armed Forces