<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of Sanjeev Mulchandani</title><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of Sanjeev Mulchandani</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>thought provoking...</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=left><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=6>Worth Reading-Thought</FONT></B><B></B><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=6>-</FONT></B><B></B><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=6>provoking article</FONT></B> </P><P align=left><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=6>                 by a</FONT></B><B></B><B> <FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#0000ff size=6>Pakistani</FONT></B><B></B><B> <FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=6>writer</FONT></B></P><UL><UL><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Capital suggestion</FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>By Dr Farrukh Saleem</FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>12/9/2007</FONT></P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Twenty-five thousand years ago, haplogroup R2 characterized by genetic marker M124 arose in southern Central Asia. Then began a major wave of human migration whereby members migrated southward to present-day India and Pakistan (Genographic Project by the National Geographic Society;</FONT> <A title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://www.nationalgeographiccom/ href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Enationalgeographiccom%2F"><U title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://www.nationalgeographiccom/><FONT title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://www.nationalgeographiccom/ color=#0000ff size=4>http://www.nationa</FONT></U><U title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://www.nationalgeographiccom/><FONT title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://www.nationalgeographiccom/ color=#0000ff size=4>l</FONT></U><U title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://www.nationalgeographiccom/><FONT title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://www.nationalgeographiccom/ color=#0000ff size=4>geographiccom/</FONT></U></A><FONT color=#000000 size=4>). Indians and Pakistanis have the same ancestry and share the same DNA sequence. </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Here's what is happening in India:</FONT></P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.</FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.</FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present: A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India's richest but the second richest.</FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea. On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.</FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries. In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding  elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi.</FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians. </FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail. Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out of ten Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.</FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire</FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=4>)</FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=4>.</FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion). </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124). We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?</FONT> </P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>Indians elect their leaders.</FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>=========</FONT></P><BR><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2>  </FONT></P><P align=left><FONT color=#000000 size=4>....The writer is an Islamabad-based freelance columnist. Email:</FONT> <A title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://in.f88.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?? href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http%3A%2F%2Fin%2Ef88%2Email%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fym%2FCompose%3F%3F"><U title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://in.f88.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose??><FONT title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://in.f88.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?? color=#3a2eb5 size=4>farrukh15@hotmail</FONT></U><U title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://in.f88.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose??><FONT title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://in.f88.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?? color=#3a2eb5 size=4>.</FONT></U><U title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://in.f88.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose??><FONT title=blocked::http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0&amp;red=http://in.f88.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?? color=#3a2eb5 size=4>com</FONT></U></A><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2> </FONT></P></UL></UL><P align=left><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#000000 size=2></FONT> </P>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:19:12 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/22/thought-provoking-.html</link></item><item><title>Teaser</title><description><![CDATA[An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the <BR>>bananas. Why ?<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>>Because the bananas are made of plastic.<BR>><BR>>Next.Q<BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>>The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>Because the elephant is made of plastic.<BR>><BR>>Hahhaa.never give up.one more..<BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>>Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. .<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>Why ?<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>Because the bananas are in the TV.<BR>><BR>>Ooops!!! Cool down.<BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>>Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it <BR>>cannot eat it. Why?<BR>><BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>,<BR>>,<BR>>,<BR>><BR>>,<BR>>,<BR>>,<BR>>,<BR>>,.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>Because they are on different channels.<BR>><BR>>Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe<BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>>Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the <BR>>same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why? .<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>Cmon think ..<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>..<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>>.<BR>><BR>>Because the TV is off.<BR>><BR>>Kikikikikiki :-)<BR>><BR>><BR>>Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?<BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>>Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar...Kya bigada hain usne aapka...Khane do naa <BR>>bechare ko!!!<BR>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 16:47:46 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/14/Teaser.html</link></item><item><title>suno-lucky ali</title><description><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kCpLWQOmOaA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kCpLWQOmOaA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:07:16 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/08/suno-lucky.html</link></item><item><title>kitni haseen...</title><description><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EZNEhUwW1Wc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EZNEhUwW1Wc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:06:59 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/08/kitni.html</link></item><item><title>Anjani Rahon Mein</title><description><![CDATA[great song... i love this...<BR>cos m fan of lucky ali...<BR>but song is too cool..<BR>will touch u...<BR><BR><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lVKn0bAQKzg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lVKn0bAQKzg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:59:56 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/08/Anjani-Rahon.html</link></item><item><title>Fathers Day</title><description><![CDATA[Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.<BR>- Robert Orben<BR><BR>We often rant on about how mothers are important in our lives and forget the sacrifice of our fathers and the roles they have played in our lives. He dedicated all his enjoyment just to get us a good life and give us a head start. Perhaps, this is because fathers tend to be less expressive than Moms and are often reserved in nature. Even if this is the case, we should not undermine the sacrifices he has made and the love and tender care he has showered upon us. Someone has rightly said - A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Today, in the materialistic lifestyle, we often become so engrossed with our little families consisting of spouse and children that we overlook the simple courtesy of saying thanks and express our gratitude to our old men. Here's a beautiful poem for Dads:<BR><BR>When is Fathers Day 2007: In 2007 Fathers Day date is 17th June and don't forget to make this day special for you dad.<BR><BR>F.A.T.H.E.R.S<BR><BR>F     Faithful.<BR><BR>A     Always there.<BR><BR>T     Trustworthy.<BR><BR>H     Honoring.<BR><BR>E     Ever-loving.<BR><BR>R     Righteous.<BR><BR>S     Supportive.<BR><BR><img src="http://img.123greetings.com/thumbs/ejun_father/7021-007-01-1027.gif"><BR><BR><BR>Have Great Weekend...<BR><BR>Best Regards,<BR>Sanjeev Mulchandani]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:54:37 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/08/Fathers.html</link></item><item><title>PERSONAL PRECAUTIONS DUIRNG MONSOONS</title><description><![CDATA[Hi !<BR><BR> <BR><BR>The monsoons are onto us !<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Please remember to pay attention to the following issues :-<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Avoid using your two wheelers since oil slicks rise up onto the road surface and skids are potentially life threatening<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Take care of your car - get a full servicing done over the weekend, battery fully charged, oils topped up, keep that tank topped up always, lights operational, wipers serviceable, brake linings changes, tyres filled, Spare wheel in good shape, tool kit in place and anything that I may have missed out !<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Avoid using your Cell Phones outdoors when you hear thunder or see lightning. Please move indoors or under shelters to use your mobile.<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Never seek shelter under a tree during lightning <BR><BR> <BR><BR>Keep your hands dry prior to switching on your computer or handling live electronic equipment<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Do not carry your soaked raincoats or umbrellas to your workstations. A short circuit could cost us some business and is hazardous to life. <BR><BR>Leave these with the security . <BR><BR> <BR><BR>Avoid street food and consume only boiled water / safe bottled water, since the incidence of jaundice, typhoid etc peaks during the months Jun - Sep, every year .  <BR><BR> <BR><BR>Fervently take basic everyday precautions to avoid Dengue, Chikun-Gunya, Falsiparum Malaria and guard against the overtures of your friendly neighborhood mosquito <BR><BR> <BR><BR>Be a vegetarian during these months, as Salmonella is abundant during Jun to Sep. <BR><BR> <BR><BR>Let us enjoy these monsoons, but let us better be safe rather than sorry !!! <BR><BR> <BR><BR>(forwarded message)<BR><img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ircuk-YM-ngTUM:http://www.tovey.org/srilanka/monsoon.jpg"><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:11:25 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/08/PERSONAL-PRECAUTIONS-DUIRNG.html</link></item><item><title>LIFE EXPLAINED (MUST READ)</title><description><![CDATA[<BR><BR>On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." <BR>The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.<BR><BR>On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." <BR>The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.<BR><BR><BR>On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." <BR><BR><BR>The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again. <BR><BR><BR>On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." <BR><BR><BR><BR>Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"<BR><BR>"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." <BR><BR>So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. <BR><BR><BR>Life has now been explained to you.<BR> <BR> <BR> <BR>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:44:18 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/06/LIFE-EXPLAINED-MUST.html</link></item><item><title>World Environment Day June 5,2007</title><description><![CDATA[Hi ilanders...<BR>today is world envirnoment day...<BR>i have been hearin lot bout global warming... environmental issues...<BR>i think we need to do somethin...cos its our earth & we need to save it...<BR>may be initiative like planting a tree by all ilanders...<BR>i will do it by this weekend...hope most of us will do it...or if u have any other inputs pl share ....<BR><BR>best regards,<BR>Sanjeev Mulchandani.<BR><BR><img src="http://www.biodiv.org/images/logos/log-wed-2007-en.jpg">]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:28:30 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/05/World-Environment-Day-June.html</link></item><item><title>THINK FAST...</title><description><![CDATA[John  works  in  a  supermarket.  A man  came in and asked John for <BR>half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of <BR>butter, but  the  man  was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager <BR>what to do.<BR>John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow <BR>out there who  wants  to buy only half a kilo of butter. As he finished <BR>saying this, he  turned around  to find the man standing right behind him, so he <BR>added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half.<BR><BR>"The  manager  finished  the  deal  and later said to John, "You <BR>almost got yourself  in  a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was <BR>impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I <BR>like it a lot.<BR><BR>Which place are you from?<BR><BR>John replied, "I'm from Mexico, Sir.<BR><BR>"Oh, really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.<BR>John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."<BR>"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said .<BR>John replied, "Which team did she play for?<BR><BR>Moral.................<BR>Think fast!<BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:48:08 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sanjeevmulchandani.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/04/THINK.html</link></item></channel></rss>